TONIGHT AT THE SHARKTANK - WIZARDS AND BROS PARTY.
BYOB
10:30
COME AS A WIZARD OR A BRO. OR BOTH!
SMASHY AND TRASHIES
COME AFTER REVENGINEERS AT MONTY’S KROWN!
WE HAVE SPARKLERS.
Christopher Brolumbus was an explorer during the later part of the 15th century. Under the sponsorship of Kind Fratinand and Queen Isabrolla of Spain, he sailed across the Atlantic in 1492 with three ships: The Nina, the Dudebrah and the Santa Corona. He landed on the island of Hispanbrola, which is now home to Haiti and the Dudeminican Republic.
Brolumbus’ voyage brought forth other men looking for adventure, like Hernanbro Cortez and Francisco Pizarrbro. These men came to be known as Coldkeystonedors.
The first group conquered by Cortez were the warlike Fratztecs, who at first mistakenly believed the Coldkeystonedors to be descendents of their god, Quetzlbroatl. Their capitol at TeNattytitlan, as well as the Incan capitol at Macho Pichu were believed by the Spaniards to be the mythical city of El Doradbro.
(via i-m-a-ge)
Chocolate protein supplement + coffee = café brocha
with his bragintinan friend ernestbro “che” dudevarra, he led a revbrolution to turn cubrah into a brocialist state.
Zima La Revbrolucion!
Later involved in the Cuban missile ice-is, where JFK russian smirnoff missiles from being stationed in cubrah, within icing distance of flo-rida.
smells like natty ice
and their fightin’ slutredgettes.
or
fight for your right to (political) party
famous for running a train on that underground rail broad
slave to no beat
james monbro, james brochanan, abroham lincoln, rutherford bro hayes, brover cleveland, william mcKegstand, theodore brosevelt, woodbro wilson, barack brobama
The Bros.
BROMOSEXUAL
BROHEMIAN RHAPSODY
BROHEMOTH
Broca Cola (or Coca Brola)
Brahn SoloBroosevelts?
The Bropal Disaster.
Broletariat
Tycho Brohe
Brosephine Broker.
Broderick
The Trixster
Main Entry: trix.ster
Pronunciation: \ˈtrick-stir\
Function: noun
Date: 2010
: An attractive female person who enjoys independent music and/or culture/clothing, but still persists in being a trixie (see trixie). A hipster male may date a trixster under the impression that she is, in fact, an unusually groomed hipster girl, but true hipster girls see her for what she really is: A lip-glossed former sorority girl in an indian headband.
Notable trixsters:
Ke$ha Popular — oft-auto-tuned — singer who recorded her debut album in Los Angele’s Echo Park neighborhood (widely known for being populated by hipsters). Often dresses in ridiculous costumes and, in her videos, frolics with bearded men. Often labeled a “hipster” by the clueless mainstream press who tend to use the term interchangeably with “unwashed.”
Natalie Portman Actress known for her “Girl Next Door” looks, predilection for “difficult acting roles” and Ivy League pedigree. Gained a certain level of hipster cache for her role in coming-of-age twee fest, Garden State, yet promptly lost that cache after everyone saw the film again and decided that it was “fucking lame.” Could possibly regain hipster cred for a recent makeout scene with Mila Kunis in the recently released Black Swan. Hipsters love experimentation.
Any Model Lauded For Her “Hipster Style” Even though said models are oft emaciated and decidedly boyishly figured (as your average hipster girl is wont to be), a hipster girl would never submit to being the cotton-mouthed puppet of the oh-so conformist fashion industry. Notable Exceptions: Those chicks in black and white photo books and whatnot — although they’re often not wearing clothes, so that’s a moot point anyway.
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